I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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