How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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