yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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