I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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