You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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