He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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