So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
