just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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