How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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