well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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