does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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