pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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