but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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