Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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