the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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