Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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