I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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