Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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