He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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