just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Do plants get herpes?
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