Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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