Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
time to smoke my breakfast
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
