people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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