So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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