whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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