if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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