No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
