Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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