Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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