i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
God I need to hump something, right now.
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