Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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