Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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