i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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