I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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