Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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