chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
