Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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