Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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