Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
50% drunk capacity currently
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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