Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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