areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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