Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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