Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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