I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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