about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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