if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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