I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
What changed your mind?
Being sober
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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