if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
