so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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