Kiss
Puke
kristin has been a bad kristin
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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