I wish I only lived at night.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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