Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
