if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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