what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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