How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
zippers are such a cool invention
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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